if you ever ask me to go to the movies there’s a 99.99999% chance i’ll say yes
even if i don’t want to see the movie
even if i’ve never heard of the movie
even if i’ve seen the movie before
no matter what i’ll most likely always say yes because i love the movies
I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
Someone needs to create an affordable fashion line for teens that’s inspired by classic rock stars’ outfits
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
- An Irish Prayer