deathormaumau:

Psychoville - Reece Shearsmith as Mr. Jelly

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I was tagged by tarrynator

Name: Hayley

URL: whippings-and-apologies

Birthday: June 28th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

Height: 5’4

Time Zone: Central standard time

What time and date is it there: 29th August; 10:15 pm

Average hours of sleep I get each night: At least 8

The last thing I Googled was: What the Right to Abode means.

My most used phrase(s): Jonny just told me that I say “Yep” a lot after someone thanks me.

First word that comes to mind: Spaghetti (I’m making some now)

What I last said to a family member: Bye

One place that makes me happy & why: Anywhere with Jonny.

How many blankets I sleep under: Two and in the winter, at least 6 (I don’t have heating in my room).

 Favorite beverage(s): Coffee, Diet Pepsi, Fresca, Water, Chai tea, Hot Chocolate, Red Bull, and Disaronno.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: 22 Jump Street

Three things I can’t live without: Water, entertainment, and money

Something I plan on learning: How to budget money better and going to school for nursing.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Talk to me dammit!

tarrynator:

Spending the day with this fluffball.

You both are adorable!! :D <3

nicolerichiest:

As for Brittany Murphy, for me it goes back to the 2003 Independent Spirit Awards, held the day before the Oscars in a big tent on the beach at Santa Monica. Murphy was assigned to present one of the awards. Her task was to read the names of the five nominees, open an envelope and reveal the name of the winner. This she turned into an opportunity for screwball improvisational comedy, by pretending she could not follow this sequence, not even after the audience shouted instructions and the stage manager came out to whisper in her ear not once but twice. There were those in the audience who were dumbfounded by her stupidity. I was dumbfounded by her brilliance. I had a front-row seat, and was convinced her timing was too good, her double-takes too perfect, her pauses too wicked, to even possibly be authentic. She was taking a routine task and turning it into the opportunity to steal a scene and leave everybody in the tent chattering about her performance. You can’t screw up that entertainingly by accident. You have to know exactly what you’re doing. - Roger Ebert on Brittany Murphy (Nov. 10, 1977 — Dec. 20, 2009)

screengoddess:

Clara Bow 1926, photo by Eugene Robert Richee

kidouyuuto:

imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE

urbanoutcritters:

i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

tarrynator:

Upside, inside out Danny DeVito loca

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

filmvevo:

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick 

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT